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thousand year empire o/
thousand year empire o/
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u up?
u up?
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John Pork
John Pork
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bricked up rn
bricked up rn
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Amen
Amen
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Its ok to be white
Its ok to be white
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psyop
psyop
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REEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEE
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bump!
bump!
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>22 y/o college student
>hungry_af.jpg
>roommate left some spaghetti in the fridge
>"he won't mind" I say to myself, like a liar
>heat it up
>devour it like a raccoon in a dumpster
>suddenly feel guilty
>decide to make it up to him
>cook new spaghetti
>forget how much spaghetti expands when boiled
>pour entire box into pot
>it’s multiplying like rabbits
>pot overflows
>spaghetti everywhere
>counter looks like Italy exploded
>panic mode
>try to scoop it into another pot
>knock over that pot too
>spaghetti now on floor, ceiling, somehow in toaster
>roommate walks in
>stares at me covered in noodles
>"…bro?"
>I open mouth to explain
>he raises one hand
>turns around
>walks out
>hear front door close
>silence
>go sit by dinner table
>cry softly
>spaghetti slowly slides off ceiling onto my head
mfw I just wanted dinner
story time
>be me>22 y/o college student
>hungry_af.jpg
>roommate left some spaghetti in the fridge
>"he won't mind" I say to myself, like a liar
>heat it up
>devour it like a raccoon in a dumpster
>suddenly feel guilty
>decide to make it up to him
>cook new spaghetti
>forget how much spaghetti expands when boiled
>pour entire box into pot
>it’s multiplying like rabbits
>pot overflows
>spaghetti everywhere
>counter looks like Italy exploded
>panic mode
>try to scoop it into another pot
>knock over that pot too
>spaghetti now on floor, ceiling, somehow in toaster
>roommate walks in
>stares at me covered in noodles
>"…bro?"
>I open mouth to explain
>he raises one hand
>turns around
>walks out
>hear front door close
>silence
>go sit by dinner table
>cry softly
>spaghetti slowly slides off ceiling onto my head
mfw I just wanted dinner
R: 3 / I: 1
kekec
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