>be me>22 y/o college student>hungry_af.jpg>roommate left some spaghetti in the fridge>"he won't mind" I say to myself, like a liar>heat it up>devour it like a raccoon in a dumpster>suddenly feel guilty>decide to make it up to him>cook ne

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story time Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 14:33:24 No.1

>be me
>22 y/o college student
>hungry_af.jpg
>roommate left some spaghetti in the fridge
>"he won't mind" I say to myself, like a liar
>heat it up
>devour it like a raccoon in a dumpster
>suddenly feel guilty
>decide to make it up to him
>cook new spaghetti
>forget how much spaghetti expands when boiled
>pour entire box into pot
>it’s multiplying like rabbits
>pot overflows
>spaghetti everywhere
>counter looks like Italy exploded
>panic mode
>try to scoop it into another pot
>knock over that pot too
>spaghetti now on floor, ceiling, somehow in toaster
>roommate walks in
>stares at me covered in noodles
>"…bro?"
>I open mouth to explain
>he raises one hand
>turns around
>walks out
>hear front door close
>silence
>go sit by dinner table
>cry softly
>spaghetti slowly slides off ceiling onto my head

mfw I just wanted dinner

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 19:38:38 No.6

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>does nothing
>wins